Jack Barley isn’t sure what he expected from his first visit to the big city, but it certainly wasn’t black-suited gunmen swooping in to kidnap him. He wouldn’t have bet on religious fanatics vaporizing whole city blocks or on the green-eyed beauty who rescued him either—and yet now he’s on the run, more confused than ever. With scalpel-wielding corporate scientists and the cultic Sons of the Eternal Ether inexplicably out for his blood, Jack must rely on Jill—his mysterious green-eyed savior with the Mona Lisa smile—if he ever wants to make his mark on the world. Besides, he has to survive: he left old Uncle Elmer and sweet Grandma Ruth back on the farm. Funny how he hasn’t heard from them.But what Jack doesn’t know is that he carries inside him a secret with the power to bring civilization to its knees. Ignorance isn’t bliss after all—in fact, it might just get them both killed.Riff the Razzle is the hilarious new sci-fi comedy from Douglas Barton, and is a must for fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Read Less