Shy Ohio college kid turned Beverly Hills housesitter Jason Dallin's life is finally on the upswing. The video store where he works his brain numbing day job has just received a shipment of all-male porn. And Eighties rock star Marina Stetson, Jason's teenage idol, and her indecently handsome husband are his neighbors.As Jason finds his dreams and nightmares coming true in alarmingly equal quantities, his path crosses those of an inspired cast of characters: the gifted actress with a talent for attracting schlocky scripts and psychotic costars; the filthy rich would-be diva who can buy anything but stardom; her even richer mother-in-law, who makes Leona Helmsley look like Punky Brewster; the world's scummiest agent; and his prim, overqualified assistant teetering on the brink of emotional and sexual collapse. They're all on the make - and making life in LaLa Land particularly twisted...especially when Marina's bid for a comeback collides with Jason's all-too-willing surrender of his innocence. Read Less