Uncle Handsome's Redneck Poetry: The Road Less Graveled
Books / Paperback
ISBN: 0942407342 / Publisher: Father & Son Pub, January 1997
?Frog Giggin’ Granny A Homemade Honeyglazed Ham Drivin’ With Nothin’ But The Radio On Fatback On Bei...
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?Frog Giggin’ Granny A Homemade Honeyglazed Ham Drivin’ With Nothin’ But The Radio On Fatback On Bein’ Inspired By The Tree On The Roof I Took Her For Granite And It Turned Her Heart To Stone They Come From A Far When Lightnin’ Struck Our Ol’ Outhouse On Findin’ A New Hounddog The Resurrection Of A Rabbit The Backyard Landfill The Meanest Rooster In The World Santa And His Little Elvis On Buyin’ A New Car Phone Momma’s Whoopy Cushion Mules, Magnolias & Mockingbirds Biggun’ And The Bucktoothed Bigfoot Granny And The Ultralight Chickenhawk Cudzu At Christmastime U.F.O.’s The Bright Orange Hunter Eatin’ Granny’s Peanuts To Pat A Houndog On The Head We Buried Aunt Edna In The Floodplain Possum Stew Granny And The Haunted Outhouse Cold, Cold, Buttermilk Cars On Blocks Life In The Country What Is Time To A Hog? Fishin’ With The Warden Elvis Is In Our Outhouse Flamingos In The Manger Scene The Fridges Of Madison County Shooter & The Mule Eggs Believin’ In Bigfoot The New Winders Buford & Momma’s Brazeer Accomodation Ever’ Time The Still Gits Struck By Lightnin’ A Spotlighter’s Nightmare The Frog In The Nog On Leavin’ The Christmas Lights Up A Little Prose ‘Bout Frozen Clothes On Bein’ A Poet The Drive Thru Winder When You’re Tryin’ To Pick Buckshot Out Of A Bass Game Warden Knockin’ On My Door Shootin’ Pink Flamingos The Wasp On The Wall The Road Less Graveled Redneck Relaxation Tracks Fatback Fryin’ In The Early Morn’ Sun Risin’ O’er The Cars On Blocks Chainsaw Idling In The Pines Stream Flowin’ By The Outhouse Barnyard On A Summer Day Handsome’s Tractor In A Shed Swayback Mule Chewin’ Corn Uncle Handsome Trackin’ A Possum Possum Stew Boilin’ On The Stove Granny’s Hog On The Front Porch Faucet Dripping In A Kitchen Sink Rain Fallin’ On An Ol’ Tin Roof Cows Grazin’ In The Front Yard Sounds From Around The Still Waterfall Where Moonshine’s Hid Old Commode That Won’t Quit Rain Leakin’ In Thru The Tin Roof Gravel Road On A Summer’s Eve Bowling Alley Just After Sunset Granny Out Giggin’ Fer Frogs Handsome Out Spotlightin’ Deer Truckstop In The Moonlight
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