Momilies
Books / Paperback
ISBN: 0345410459 / Publisher: Ballantine Books, September 1996
A compendium of material wisdom, advice, and maxims includes such priceless gems as "always put on clean underwear in case you're in an accident" and "tan fat is better than pale fat"
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momily, "RM" ([phonetic spelling]), n., pl. -lies.1. a sermon made by a mother.2. an admonitory or moralizing discourse from mother to child.For instance...You're not the only pebble on the beach.If you swallow the pit, a cherry tree will grow in your stomach.It'll never get well if you pick at it.Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.Always put on clean underwear in case you're in an accident.Momilies "TM"A marvelously accurate collection of the things that mothers say!Including Pictures of the Mothers of Many Famous People!
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